As federally mandated by the United States government, the first Monday of every September is set aside for the celebration of the unionized labor movement and all of the lives lost in the workforce's never-ending war with The Man.
Of course, we're talking about Labor Day. And all across the land, every citizen who typically spends nine hours out of every 24 slaving away like a drunk worker bee locked up in the hive on punitive work detail will get to enjoy some booze, barbecue, and a break from the job. The only poor Americans who've gotta punch the clock Labor Day are the rappers, the strippers, the bartenders, the waiters, and the professional party people.
And unfortunately, we here at Crossfade fall into that last category. We are in the business of bingeing and balling. So we will be forced to spend our entire holiday weekend in the club, getting lapdances, boozing it up, and chainsmoking Philly Blunts with Young Money, Uncle Luke, Gucci Mane, and King of Diamonds.
Tyga and the Young Money Crew. Friday, September 2, 11 p.m., The Cove ,10730 NW 25th St., Miami; 305-594-3717; Tickets cost $25 to $100 via wantickets.com. Sorry, ballers. You…